Friday, December 21, 2007

A Lonely Jew on Christmas

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You know for the record we Jews love Christmas too! I think one of my favorite Christmas memories, from my childhood, was the first year that I had voiced my opinion about how much I loved Christmas trees. So my mother, in an effort to make me happy, went out and bought a little Christmas tree for me. She brought it home and painted it white, then she put these huge, shiny blue balls on it for me. Then she asked me, "honey do you like you're Hanukkah bush? LOL!

That's still one of the funniest holidays I can remember. I hope everyone has a wonderful Hanukkah and Christmas. Have fun and be safe and I'll see you in the New Year!

10 comments:

Deadmeat said...

Nobody minds the Hanukkah Bush, just remember to cut that shit down by NEw Year's.

Dirty Pirate Hooker said...

Hannukah bush? Are you serious? ROFL!!! That is so funny!

Somebody Who Isn't Colombian said...

I thought Jews shaved their Hannukkah bush...

Nuthin' But Net said...

Have a happy holiday...

Nothing in this post was offensive...

Please don't respond.

Deadmeat said...

Nothing to see here, please move along.

I will see your sentiments of holiday cheer and raise you one unused, unopened Happy New year's.

******Nothing in this post is to be construed as hostile, apathetic, horny, drunk, or high in any way. Persons failing to do so will have kitty whiskers painted on his or her face during TexMex*********

And may god have mercy on your soul.

That is all.

Maury Goldstein said...

***Please update this blog when times allows for it. It is understood that you are a very important woman who is doing very important things and we all wait very paitently for your updates.***

Deadmeat said...

Mr. Goldstein,

It has come to our attention that you have been allowing "The Princess" to believe that he or she has other things to do than to maintain a respectable blog. Please cease and desist at once. All heckling is to resume at once per the blogger's social contract.

That is all.

Isaac Cohen-Liebowitz, et. al.

Nuthin' But Net said...

Open season again? Yay!

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Deadmeat said...

ROFL.

Nice.

Nuthin' But Net said...

Chris, have you seen the "roflmao" clip on youtube? Fashioned after an old "Muppets Show" skit?

It is a "WOW" thing, so I just figured...

Either way, it's funny.

Oh and Candace... this blog eats the corn out of its own poop.