The Root of All Evil

I was watching Lewis Black's show the other day and couldn't help but laugh my ass off when I saw what the big debate was all about. Apparently they were trying to decide who was more evil. Was it going to be Dick Cheney or Paris Hilton? The funniest part was that I really had to think about it for a few minutes. I mean, on one hand you have the VP of the United States who (as far as I'm concerned) is helping in the total destruction of our country. But on the other hand you have this celebutante who likes to dress up cockapoos and fucks the has been ex-husbands of Shannon Doherty. Do you see my dilemma? Of course in the end it was good ol' Dick who won the "most evil". I'm sure there are plenty of whores around who like to dress up small animals in humiliating costumes. But there are only a very select few who can run the country into the shitter without anyone noticing.

Dick, Paris is merely an amateur whore compared to the likes of you. My congratulations to you. You are and always will be the most evil.

Agh!

I really hate it when I'm looking all over for my sunglasses and then I realize they're on top of my head. That's the shit that really makes me feel old.

8 More Days!

Get Your Countdown

I am so excited! We leave for El Paso next Friday. I get to spend the whole weekend kickin it with some of my best friends and drinking beer. It just doesn't get better than that! I can't wait to see you guys. It's SO on like Donkey Kong.

A Lonely Jew on Christmas

You know for the record we Jews love Christmas too! I think one of my favorite Christmas memories, from my childhood, was the first year that I had voiced my opinion about how much I loved Christmas trees. So my mother, in an effort to make me happy, went out and bought a little Christmas tree for me. She brought it home and painted it white, then she put these huge, shiny blue balls on it for me. Then she asked me, "honey do you like you're Hanukkah bush? LOL!

That's still one of the funniest holidays I can remember. I hope everyone has a wonderful Hanukkah and Christmas. Have fun and be safe and I'll see you in the New Year!

Giving Thanks

It's that time of year again! I hope every one has a very happy thanksgiving. I hope you all get to be with the ones you love and I hope you get a chance to stop and really think about what you are thankful for. Here are some of mine, I thought I'd share...enjoy!

1. my children (mainly when they're sleeping and quiet)

2. my husband (cuz at the end of the day, even with all the shit I pull, he still buys me jewelry)

3. my family (and the fact that I don't have to live with any of those nut cases)

4. friends (because they love me no matter what)

5. beer (no explanation there)

6. fajitas (they're just so yummy!)

7. TIVO (thank you jebus for TIVO, I don't know what I'd do without it)

8. tweezers (cuz I'm a hairy jew)

9. gossip magazines (cuz it's fun to read about how fucked up rich and famous people really are)

10. plastic surgery (do I really need to explain?)

11. push-up bras (cuz I can't afford #10 just yet)

On a more serious note... I truly am thankful to have all of you in my life. I'm a better person for it. I love you all and hope you have a wonderful Thanksgiving! Muah!

My first time!

I just can't wait to finally play for the first time. Net, if we team up we'll be unstoppable.

South Park Rules!

So here's the deal. I absolutely love South Park. Always have. Now I realize that it has been 10 years since the show premiered and in that time I will admit that there has been a season or two where I wasn't tremendously impressed with the efforts of the writers. But man oh man has that opinion changed! In this latest season, they start off with Cartman (my all time favorite character) faking terets. Holy fucking shit!! It was THE funniest episode I've ever seen. Matt, Trey, I don't know who you've got up there working their magic but boys you guys are back and kicking ass again. So kudos to you for bringing life back into what was already deemed (in my eyes at least) as the most innovative and groundbreaking work of my lifetime.